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The Short Teasers and Riddles

The Short Ones
• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? (similar to the Bear riddle)
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
• How far can a dog run into the woods?
• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? (Edit: Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?)
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?


Spoiler for Solution:
The Short Ones - solutions
• Why should a living man be buried?
• No, it is not legal to get married if you are dead.
• The bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole.
• If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
• The dog can run into the woods only to the half of the wood – than it would run out of the woods.
• The score before any hockey game should be 0:0, shouldn’t it?
• A match, of course.
• There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
• Normal – I wouldn’t be very happy if I had all my fingers (10) on one hand.



One Girl - One Boy

Ok, so Teanchi and Beanchi are a married couple (dont ask me whose he and whose she)!

They have two kids, one of them is a girl, what is the probability that the other kid is also a girl.

Assume safely that the porbability of each gender is 1/2.

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Ans: 1/3

This is a famous question in understanding conditional probability, which simply means that given some information you might be able to get a better estimate.

The following are possible combinations of two children that form a sample space in any earthly family:
Girl - Girl
Girl - Boy
Boy - Girl
Boy - Boy

Since we know one of the children is a girl, we will drop the Boy-Boy possibility from the sample space.
This leaves only three possibilities, one of which is two girls. Hence the probability is 1/3



Sequense Puzzle

The below is a number puzzle. It should be read left to right, top to bottom. 

 
       1
      1 1
      2 1
    1 2 1 1
  1 1 1 2 2 1
  ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Question 1: What is the next two rows of numbers?
Question 2: How was this reached?

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Answer 1 
 
       1
      1 1
      2 1
    1 2 1 1
  1 1 1 2 2 1
  3 1 2 2 1 1
1 3 1 1 2 2 1 1


Answer 2
It's secret is to say whay you see on each line and what you see becomes the next line. For full answer see below.

Line 1 is "Two ones" (2 1)
Line 2 then becomes "One two, and one one" (1 2 1 1)
Line 3 therefore is "One one, one two and two ones" (1 1 1 2 2 1)
Line 4 is "Three ones, two twos and one one" (3 1 2 2 1 1)
Line 5 is "One three, one one, two twos and two ones" (1 3 1 1 2 2 1 1)



The Bear Problem

A bear walks south for one kilometer, then it walks west for one kilometer, then it walks north for one kilometer and ends up at the same point from which it started.

Question 1. What color was the bear?

Question 2. Where is the Bear Located (Name of the Place)

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Answer 1.
The bear was white because it was a polar bear.

Answer 2
The only place on earth where a bear can go south, west and north equal distances and end up where it started is the North Pole.



The Apple Problem

A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

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Answer

4 kids get an apple (one apple for each one of them) and the fifth kid gets an apple with the basket still containing the apple.



Just in Time

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

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Answer

The letter M

What occurs once in every (M)inute, twice in every (M)o(M)ent, yet never in a thousand years?



Another Oldie - Can You Get Them All?

  1. 26 L of the A
  2. 7 D of the W
  3. 7 W of the W
  4. 12 S of the Z
  5. 66 B of the B
  6. 52 C in a P (W J)
  7. 13 S in the U S F
  8. 18 H on a G C
  9. 39 B of the O T
  10. 5 T on a F
  11. 90 D in a R A
  12. 3 B M (S H T R)
  13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
  14. 15 P in a R T
  15. 3 W on a T
  16. 100 C in a D
  17. 11 P in a F (S) T
  18. 12 M in a Y
  19. 13 is U F S
  20. 8 T on an O
  21. 29 D in F in a L Y
  22. 27 B in the N T
  23. 365 D in a Y
  24. 13 L in a B D
  25. 52 W in a Y
  26. 9 L of a C
  27. 60 M in an H
  28. 23 P of C in the H B
  29. 64 S on a C B
  30. 9 P in S A
  31. 6 B to an O in C
  32. 1000 Y in a M
  33. 15 M on a D M C
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1 26 L of the A - 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 D of the W - 7 days of the Week
3 7 W of the W - 7 wonders of the world
4 12 S of the Z - 12 signs of the zodiac
5 66 B of the B - 66 books of the bible
6 52 C in a P (W J) - 52 cars in a pack (without jokers)
7 13 S in the U S F - 13 stripes in the united states flag
8 18 H on a G C - 18 holes on a golf course
9 39 B of the O T - 39 books of the old testament
10 5 T on a F - 5 toes on a foot
11 90 D in a R A - 90 degrees in a right angel
12 3 B M (S H T R) - 3 blind mice (see how they run)
13 32 is the T in D F at which W F - 32 is the temperature in degrees ferenheight at which water freezes
14 15 P in a R T - 15 players in a rugby team
15 3 W on a T - 3 wheels on a tricycle
16 100 C in a D - 100 cents in a dollar
17 11 P in a F (S) T - 11 players in a football (soccer) team
18 12 M in a Y - 12 meters in a yard
19 13 is U F S - 13 is unlucky for some
20 8 T on an O - 8 tenticles on an octopus
21 29 D in F in a L Y - 29 days in Feburary in a leap year
22 27 B in the N T - 27 books in the new testiment
23 365 D in a Y - 365 days in a year
24 13 L in a B D - 13 loaves in a baker's dozen
25 52 W in a Y - 52 weeks in a year
26 9 L of a C - 9 lives of a cat
27 60 M in an H - 60 minutes in an hour
28 23 P of C in the H B - 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body
29 64 S on a C B - 64 squares on checkers board
30 9 P in S A - 9 provinces in south africa
31 6 B to an O in C - 6 bowls to an over in cricket
32 1000 Y in a M - 1000 years in a millenium
33 15 M on a D M C - 15 men on a dead man's chest




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Adult Jokes
Here you will find adult jokes, please verefy your age before entering the page. Over 18 only please... DOWNLOAD

Kid Jokes

What do they call a polar bear in the Carribean?
Lost.

Why did the sick wasp cross the road?
To get to the waspital.

What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty.

Why did the duck cross the road? 
The chicken was on vacation.

Where do otters come from? 
Otter Space.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Where do sheep get a hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.

Why do watch dogs run in circles?
To wind themselves up.

How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

What's hiccup's favorite color?
Burple.

What do you call two ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Cause they have big fingers.

What's gray and has a tail and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bugs Bunny Farts.

A chicken is walking along with a book under it's wing clucking "Book, Book, Book, Book,Book, Book, Book." 
The frog says "Readit. Readit."

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurrassic Pork.

Do you have holes in your underwear? "No." 
Well how do you get your feet through?


Lawyer Jokes

Here are a few of my favorite attorney and lawyer jokes. I might add another ones later as well, this is just a beginning.


How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

  • How many can you afford?
  • Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

 

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other.

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"
"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

Funny lawyer quotes:

  • There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. - Robert Smith Surtees
  • Whoever tells the best story wins. - John Quincy Adams
  • A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
  • Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner
  • In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. - Angie Papadakis
  • A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. - Lord Brougham
  • A man is innocent until proven broke. - Anonymous
 





Up or Down

Is the man going up the stairs or down.

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Face or Lady

Is this a Face of a man or is it a Lady fishing.

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Perfect Squares

Are the Squares in the pucture straight lines?
Answer. Yes

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Color Blind Test

Are you color blind
6 - 8
29 - 45
25 - 56
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Moving Squares

The squares on the picture appear to move.
Are the lines straight or zigzaged?
Answer: Straight

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Moving Circle

The circle on the picture appears to move when you get close to it, looking in the dot.

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Perfect Circle

The Circle on the picture is perfectly a circle. Believe it or not.

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Same Color

The Circle on the picture is the same color in all of them.. Believe it or not.

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Square Side

What side is the Square pointing?

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Square or Corner

Is the square corner or not

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Man or Women

The picture is a women reading but from far away it looks like a man.

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Rivers

The rivers appear to be moving.

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Face or Shield

Is this the picture of a Knight and a Dragon Shield or the face of a Man?

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Whale or Kangaroo



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Disapear

Look at the DOT and stare for a second, you will see the colors around it disapear.

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Identical DOTS

The dot in the middle of each are identical in size.

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OLDIES

If you look at the picture from far away you can see two old people, but if you look at it closely you see that there are three people in the poicture.

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Elephant Feets

How many legs do you see in this elephant

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Checkboard

The squares labeled A and B are the same shade of gray. This can be verified by joining the squares marked A and B with two vertical stripes of the same shade of gray. The illusion that B is lighter than A is caused by the relative contrast of the surrounding dark squares and by the fact that our vision compensates for the shadow of the cylinder. Created by Edward H. Adelson, Professor of Vision Science at MIT.

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3 Faces

If you look at it carefully it has three sides, first is a girl with her head turned around, second is the face of an old lady that is facing to the left (screen wise) and third is the face of a man with mustache.

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Colors

In this test DO NOT READ the words, say aloud the COLOR of each word.

 
YELLOW BLUE ORANGE
BLACK RED GREEN
PURPLE YELLOW RED
ORANGE GREEN BLACK
BLUE RED PURPLE
GREEN BLUE ORANGE



???

Have a guess?

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Odd Shape

How is this possible?

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The Circles are Moving

Or NOT
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Same Color

The pink colored squares are the same color that forms an X
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Same Line

The red line close to the egg appears to be larger than the one thats farther away. They are the same length.
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Possible

Hard to understand? dont worry, we didnt understand it either...
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Moving?

It feels like its moving
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What do you see

This is a young lady who is facing away from you and is also an old lady who is looking down with something covering half of her face and hair on her forehead.
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So Easy

You need to be blind to not see this one.....
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Impossible

How can this be posible
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